Desserts, Are You Nuts?!
May 8, 2017
There’s a lot of desserts out there, but most are terrible. I’m going to give you the best.
Any desserts that have fruit in them are awful. Dessert is supposed to be unhealthy and people are adding fruit. I don’t think fruit is supposed to be in unhealthy things, except for Banana bread. Banana bread is awesome. Apparently it was put into cooking books around the 1930’s.
Nuts also must go. Most nuts don’t belong in sweet things. I’m not a real big fan of crunching into something you think is smooth. Crunchy peanut butter doesn’t make sense. Smooth Peanut Butter is really good, though. A few week’s ago my family made a peanut butter and chocolate cake. It was really really good. Nuts provide a weird unwanted crunch that nobody wants.
Sour desserts/candy are decent. I really like the Sour Punch©®™ candy, especially the blue ones. They have a good ratio of sour to sweet flavor. Other than that there aren’t many really sour desserts. It’s just all sour candy. I don’t really like other sour candy because it just tastes sour, it’s not sweet at all.
Cake and cupcakes are really good most of the time. I think the deal breaker for me is the frosting. I’ve never had a really fancy cake so when people put on the frosting I want it to be Buttercream. Whipped Cream frosting doesn’t deserve to be on cake. Apparently Buttercream gives it a rich, sweet flavor. That must be why I like it. I never really liked cake until I tried Buttercream. When I used to go to birthday parties I wouldn’t eat the cake.
Ice cream is really fun. There’s a lot of different flavors and different kinds. I beleive ice cream is the most versatile dessert. That’s why it is the most liked dessert in the world. There are many unique ice cream shops that have different flavors and different ways of making the same delicious treats. There’s also big name brands like Ben & Jerry’s©®™ which have so many flavors.
My top three desserts would be brownies, cookies, and donuts. Cookies and donuts are perfect because they’re so portable. They’re made to be taken around with you. You can’t pack a whole cake in your lunch, but if you want 12 cookies you could have that. I like cookies and brownies because when they’re made good and stay fresh, they’re addictive. I also like cookies and brownies because there aren’t a lot of different flavors. Instead of trying to make new flavors you can focus on trying to perfect your cookie or brownie. Donuts are perfect in the morning. They’re a small snack and can travel with you. So on those days when you’re a little behind you can grab a donut and skedaddle.
There are many desserts that are really good, but for every good one there’s a bad one.
Stephanie D. • May 15, 2017 at 9:19 am
I agree that nuts should not be in desserts. I especially don’t like it when you don’t know or if you forgot they’re in there, then you bite into something smooth and you hear the crunch.
Ms. Dahlke • May 9, 2017 at 11:41 am
You forgot the best frosting of all, cream cheese!
Ali A. • May 9, 2017 at 8:36 am
Wow… I am speechless. This is so informational and entertaining to read. I also agree the frosting is what determines if the cake is good. Also, the links were informational and made me want to go home and eat any kind of dessert instantly. Great job!
Haley U. • May 9, 2017 at 8:21 am
I agree that nuts should go. I hate it when I have everything melt in my mouth and then I have to bite into peanuts or something. It just hurts my teeth and makes it unpleasant. I also agree that brownies are the perfect dessert because I love them. They’re soft and contain chocolate. Brownies also helps deal with cravings when you just want something chocolaty, but not wanting to eat a chocolate bar.
Shawn P. • May 9, 2017 at 8:13 am
I really love your title because it really goes with your blog. Your tags are great, too.
Orion H. • May 9, 2017 at 8:12 am
I could read all day about food. This made me so hungry. I agree about how cookies and donuts are portable. They are the perfect snack to eat anywhere. I see your point about nuts and I 100% agree with you.
Kennedy S. • May 9, 2017 at 8:11 am
I really liked how you spoke your mind. I also agree with you about crunchy peanut butter.