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The Student News Site of Carl Sandburg Middle School

The Tiger Tribune

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Brian Bulka’s story

Brian Bulkas story

 The Rise of Brian Bulka

Brian Bulka the champion was the greatest there ever was. This started off with Brian playing soccer and he was great he wanted greater. He had the bright idea that he should start working out at Planet Fitness. But Brian had a problem, he spent all of his money on M&M’s and sports cards, this made Brian bankrupt. But Planet Fitness hands out free daily memberships if you make an account, although he could only use this once. Yet again he had an idea, he thought he should just make multiple accounts, he did this and it worked.

Brian Bulka put in the work while practicing soccer (or what he calls football) and Brian became the greatest, he made so much money playing soccer that he became rich. He could buy all the M&M’s and sports cards he wanted although his mother disagreed with Brian’s spending habits he kept going crazy. With now buying cologne called “Jean Paul Gaultier” and he bought so much more fragrances like 1 Million and many more, this made him a sigma male.

The soccer champion

Brian Bulka on the road to being top 3 best soccer players in the world, being invited by every sports club and team. But Brian just wanted to be in Arsenal club located in Spain. He would need to get plane tickets to go there and he would have to buy a house. He realized he was rich and could buy it and he bought it and joined the team.

Brian’s soccer career was legendary he was the best in the league and he made so much money and couldn’t stop with his obsession with money, buying so much M&M’s and soccer cards and he ended up buy a mansion for him and his family, only at the age of 14 years old while living in Spain and everything ended happily ever after.

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