you NEED to touch grass
April 14, 2022
Listen, listen I know I’m only talking to a certain amount of you people, when I say “touching grass” but I’m being serious like when was the last time you looked at the sun and became Helen Keller?
Okay okay but seriously I think you need some sunlight, go outside. Get your natural vitamin D, improve your vision, GET SOME AIR, and you know you may be thinking.
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“Heheh technically you don’t touch grass because you use TNN Network and make blogs hehehehehee” NO YOU FOOL, I’m sippin wine from trees. I am digging my feet in sand, I’M AT MOUNT EVEREST, while using a voice traker-tracor? A VOICE TRACKER TO WRITE THIS.
Now you may also be thinking, “is this bullying? Isn’t this a rant?” and to that I say shut-shut up. This is actually informative, just gimme a moment.
AHEM anyhow it’s proven that going outside is able to make your brain function a lot better. It also helps relax your, COUGH AUGH aJsajdjnsf#I%I((I($U(^ OUjh. uh what? Anyway going outside makes you FEEL better, dude just go outside it’s good and EZ. NOW GO god man why am I even doing this again? Any how I’ma chill in Ohio.
malachi Ning • Apr 3, 2024 at 11:01 am
I do like this story, it tells quite a chaotic explanation of why readers/people alike should touch grass. In the mid-section where the communist flag is located, it seems that it is utmost chaotic, how could it get even crazier? Well, there’s a curveball near the end where the writer addresses the reader by assuming what they’re thinking. Now I will say again it’s very very chaotic and sometimes it’s hard to understand; however, it is entertaining and all around makes sense.
8/10